Nerdy Pick Up Lines: Star Trek Edition


My Blog: The final frontier... This post is about the pick up lines of the Starship, Enterprise. My one-post mission: To explore strange new pick up lines... to seek out new ideas and new words for attracting nerds... to boldly type what no teenage girl has typed before! *cue Star Trek theme music*


 

Yes. Yes, I did just change the Star Trek captain's oath into today's blog post theme. Got a problem with that??

 

Within the past few weeks, I have discovered one of the greatest television shows to ever exist on Netflix. As you may have guessed from the title and theme of this post, yes, it is Star Trek: The Original Series.

What some people don't know about me is that I am an absolute sucker for cheesy pick up lines. For example, this is one of my favourite cheesy Christian pick up lines:

Are you hot, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside you?

I've never been hit on before, nor do I've a feeling that I ever will be, but if a guy threw me a cheesy pick up line, I would fall for him so hard, it would end up looking like something from America's Funniest Home Videos (haha! Get it? Fall... AFV? No? Okay...)

So, today I decided to conjoin my interest of pick up lines and Star Trek and decided to comb the world wide web for the greatest Trekkie pick up lines they've got!

With that, I will like to announce a disclaimer that I did not come up with any of these personally, and that all credit should go to the brilliant minds who came up with them.

















And now, to end this post, here is a Spockified version of Carly Rae Jepsen's "Call Me Maybe": 

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